Man of Steel

My name is Kal-el, and a proud member of planet Krypton. I arrived at earth at 5.00 AM, riding a rocket that blast through time and space. My parents abandoned me because im bad and im hot. I killed cops using doughnuts, ditch every girl when i first saw them, hit and run, eat a victim using ketchups ala krypton. My parents were embarassed, they locked me up in a cage of a liomer (some kind of beast in krypton) But the hell i beat that lil lio, just like a walk in a park, i gave him a full pound of force just by delivering my knuckle sandwhich to his right jaw. Boom... down he goes.

 My parents were extremely mad about what i did, and theyre totally embaressed of my actions.. so they locked me up in a spaceship, and sent me to earth.Damn it sucked yo! i was alone in that spaceship with a banana... ow man that banana's yummy as hell... so after just 1 hour in my spaceship, i landed on earth. And hell yea i landed on a farm.. Chickens, cows, ducks, pigs, i ate'em all... even the farmer, man that old bone is yummy as hell baby o yeah.... so suddenly the FBI came to the place where i landed, and found me eating a farmer... i was scared as hel yow, i was enjoying the farmer when suddenly guns and rifles pointed at me.. life or death situation... when suddenly i remembered what general zod tought me about "opening your inner power"... so hell yea i ripped my shirt of and start being SUPERMAN!! hell yea baby! i puched, i kicked, i emit lasers from my eyes! damn im hot.... so i killed the FBI's..... and i felt amazing damn! i felt like im a KING of the world yow, i was bad yo! damn i love this life.................................................... And then i woke up.. ow man its a wonderful dream:)